Valentine's day

[dkh2]

VALENTINE'S DAY

Hmmmmm.......... Subtract 9 months from your birthday too see if there was a " Special " occasion on the
day of your "Conception"

 

[dkh2]

It was my dads birthday give or take a few days hahahahahaha
Way to go dad !!!!

 

[deluxestogie]

The lovers' holiday traces its roots to raucous annual Roman festivals where men stripped naked, grabbed goat- or dog-skin whips, and spanked young maidens in hopes of increasing their fertility...

The whole article

Bob

 

[johnlee1933]

It WAS a special day. I was conceived ! Ah Well, accidents will happen.

John

 

[dkh2]

A little Humor

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a

girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says,

"What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want

to miss an opportunity to save a life so he asked...

"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So she does... And it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says,

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a

real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why

are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."