Well, I went and did it today. Went out and bought a pipe. I've been fascinated with everyone's descriptions of making flake and Cavendish and whatnot, so I started watching pipe videos on YouTube. So I went to the tobacco shop and got a $5 corn cob pipe just to try it. I was looking around at what pipe tobacco they had and decided to buy some so I would know what it supposed to be like. I don't like aromatics, so I was looking at the English blends. They had tins of Davidoff, so I bought one of Davidoff Flake Medallions because I saw a guy smoke some on YouTube and rave about it. It is a blend of Virginia, Perique, and Cavendish, with the Cavendish as a bulls-eye in the middle of the medallion. Sounded interesting.
When I got home, I stuffed the cob with my shredded cigarette mix, just to test it. Wasn't very good. Was wondering if I would even like pipe smoking. So then I tried the Davidoff Flake. Wow, that was nice!
So I started trying to make a blend with the whole leaf I have, but this time using pipe tobacco techniques, not cigarette shred. I pulled out five Flue Cured Virginia leaves, four Burley, one very large Fire Cured leaf, a few small Dark Air Cured 3rd Priming leaves, a Yellow Twist Bud leaf or two, and a bunch of small Oriental ones. I removed the mid ribs and sprayed them with a honey-water solution and put them in a ziploc. I gotta say, it really smells like pipe tobacco in that bag. Tomorrow I will either press them or roll them tightly and slice medallions, depending on whether I can find the right size boards to use with my C clamp. I am thinking of spraying it with Scotch whiskey as a topping when done.
I'm doomed, aren't I? I'm going to end up with 50 pipes and people are going to think I'm even more eccentric then they already do.

Although judging by all the pipe videos made by young dudes, I wouldn't be surprised if pipes make a comeback.