Southern Planters High Tech Curing Contraption

[Southern Planter]

After you guys warned me to get the mud lugs out of the peach basket I laid awake late at night dreaming up a suitable curing contraption to impress the forum. My wife's cookie racks were out of the question, so the next morning I went to the barn for inspiration.

There it was, an iron monoxide multifilamented rectangular amoniumdezinced frameulator. The poisonous galvanic zinc had been removed by long aging and pickling in bovine excrement.

The frameulator (patent pending) is laid on the upcurrant airulator (formerly a lawn tractor trailer converted from a garden cart), and the mudlugs are cured by laying on top.

Next to it on the right is a priming table, (formerly a garden tractor) with a nice convenient bus seat in the rear.

Here is a picture:

 

[Knucklehead]

You're giving Amax a run for his money. I love the high tech toys you guys keep coming up with. I have to redneck my stuff.

 

[leverhead]

You're giving Amax a run for his money. I love the high tech toys you guys keep coming up with. I have to redneck my stuff.

It don't plug in!

 

[DGBAMA]

Whatever WORKS.
Leaf looks good.

 

[Mad Oshea]

I have the copy rite to the green gradeing bins on the rt. as well as the manual moisture control system just to the left.
It is called the "leaf master 109 extra" (@) Each bin gets a quick squirt of "I'ma-tella-U" then I use a frnt. tire to roll pack befor I shove it under the prime table to cure and shread..

 

[FALaholic]

... iron monoxide multifilamented rectangular amoniumdezinced frameulator.

Whoa whoa whoa, slow down there. Some of us have been drinking. Slower and smaller words please.

 

[Southern Planter]

I have the copy rite to the green gradeing bins on the rt. as well as the manual moisture control system just to the left.
It is called the "leaf master 109 extra" (@) Each bin gets a quick squirt of "I'ma-tella-U" then I use a frnt. tire to roll pack befor I shove it under the prime table to cure and shread..

The wife thinks it's an old busted staircase, HA! It's our secret.

 

[Fisherman]

This is a tobacco site???????????
heh heh

 

[Boboro]

Whoa whoa whoa, slow down there. Some of us have been drinking. Slower and smaller words please.

mufaler

 

[Mad Oshea]

mufaler

I love it! LOL You guy are the best LOL

 

[BarG]

No we got the jest! And she had fun fun fun till her daddy took her shredder away. Aoooh aoooohohooh

 

[Boboro]

I was drankin to. And a very poor smeller. Grammers not that good eather. I just hope Yall know what Im talkin bout half ta time.

 

[BarG]

Most all the time

 

[BarG]

I aint much better myself. I give it hell though.

 

[leverhead]

.....I just hope Yall know what Im talkin bout half ta time.

A little more than half the time.

 

[Knucklehead]

Let me try. I speak redneck. (paraphrased from " Airplane")

 

[BarG]

You probably have it down to a fine art. I know I would beings how .You know Being from Alabama and Such.

 

[AmaxB]

You fellas just keep her goin I'll keep readin never did finish school. At near 60 if I stay with the program here I'll have me a pretty damn brite 70.
I'd be real proud to partner up on that SouthernPlanter Curing System should an offer be open. Mr. S-Planter can word the pitch and I'll pitch it, I see some serious change and a few dollars comin in now.
Hell we'll make those Duck Guys in the swamp look bad....

 

[Rickey60]

I was drankin to. And a very poor smeller. Grammers not that good eather. I just hope Yall know what Im talkin bout half ta time.

I know what your talking about all the time..we from the same corner of the country..

 

[Chicken]

i'd market that contraction mainlly to people that go around not wearing shoes,